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Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk:Sir, vitamin A,BorC?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabt 13 days ago

good way to change someones attitude is to change yous own feelings, because the same SUN which melts the butter, Hardens the clay too.:) 13 days ago

Kisi mod pe akele na chodna,
Armano se bhare dil ko na todna,
Duniya begani hai to kya hua,
tamanna yehi hai ki aap hamari dosti na todna 13 days ago

If Reliance GROUP launches a DIAPER,What will b d slogan?
"AB KAR LO SUSU CHADDI MAIN !!
Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langot me DIAPER apna" 13 days ago

A GUD HEART & GUD NATURE r two different things.
A Gud Heart can Win many Relationships but a Gud Nature can win & sustain life-long relati 17 days ago

Kya kahe ki kuch kaha nahi jata
Dard meetha hai par saha nahi jata
Dosti ho gayee is kadr aapse ki
Bina yaad kiye raha nahi jata 17 days ago

MASTI life me hoti hai WIFE me nahi
BHAKTI mann me hoti hai MANDIR me nahi
Aap bhi jaan lo DOSTI sMs karne se badti hai sirf PADNE se NAHI 17 days ago

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Kya Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. 17 days ago

1 Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K patte Dalo,
2 Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
fir 10 Min. Garam Kar K Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar jayenge
fir sms karo 26 days ago

Vicharto nathi hu pan,Koi vicharwa majbur kari jai che,Aaj sudhi ej nathi shamjayu ke,Nanakda aa dil ma kem akhe aakhi vyakti utri jai chhe. 26 days ago

Giving someone all ur love never assures that they will
love u back,never expect love in return but just wait for it to grow in their heart 26 days ago

Hum kisi ki mohabat ka jawab kya de,
Khamosh labon ko awaz kya de,
Khud mit chuke hai kisi ki mohabat me,
Kisi ko pyar ki saugat kya de 31 days ago

Kuch PalKi Khushi Aapk 7th Me Thi
Aisi Koi Lakir Mere Hath Me Thi
Dur Rehkr B Aapko Yd Krte Hai Hum
Koi Bahut PyariSi Baat Us Mulakat me thi 31 days ago

Dil gumsum zubaan khamosh,
yeh aankhein namm kyu hai,
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha,
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai.. 31 days ago

Sea is happy,
With Water,


Tree Is happy
With leafs,


Sky Is happy
With Stars,


My life is Happy,
With Ur Friendship. Good Mrng ! 31 days ago

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